Movie Reviews from a Person That Doesn’t Go to the Movies Except Only Sometimes

Avatar: It was like being on more drugs than I already was on.

When In Rome: Is Ryan Reynolds in this movie? I’m just assuming.

Coffee, Sex, and Talking, and Pants 3: This movie exists.

The Talented Conudriums’ Magical Frumpasaur: The part where the girl eats the marshmallow key and all the Bro-phans explode was a little confusing.

Texas Teen Genocidal Zombies: Strangely, this movie is about British Imperialism.