Ask Peachy

Ask Peachy
Your questions, but answered.

1. Why is chips tastes good?

They don't. They have a special acid in them called shcipendriana. It makes your tongue have fuzz and hurt and need to feel like sandpaper even though you would normally hate that idea. In conclusion I would like to say that each person has to stop.

2. I keep trying to blog but there are multiple poker applications on face book that I play.

This is not a question. You just are saying something that I am understanding. But to answer your question, yes.

3. I named my baby LeBarack. I feel like this name isn't feminine enough for a girl. Are they any nicknames you can recommend?

You have many options. LeBaby. Or LeBadison. Or LeBrachiasaurus. Or LeBrangelina.

4. I am going on vacation soon, but I don't want to bring anyone with me. They are all standing in front of me waiting for me to get done typing this? Help! Hurry!

Do not stop typing. Type furiously. Get progessively faster and more aggressive. Slam your keyboard and yell "SELL!" and then yell "NOOOOO!!!" After that, I dunno. Just wing it.

5. I asked my boyfriend to make me an icecream cone and he brought me in a cone filled with whipped cream. This confuses me.

I don't know what to tell you, the same exact thing just happened to me. Maybe he'll read this blog and clarify his reasoning.