I took some advice from my friend Abi and started an Omegle conversation with this prompt: "Why don't you love me anymore?"
Here is the result:
Stranger: hi
You: why don't you love me anymore
Stranger: because you left me
You: I had to
Stranger: i know
Stranger: it was for the best
You: so do you love her
You: or is it just like a friend thing
You: wait
You: i don't want to know
You: just let me know that you're happy
Stranger: we did have a good time together you know
You: we did
Stranger: i dont regret anything
You: I don't regret much. But I do regret our old neighbors
You: remember the Samsons?
You: They were such freaks.
Stranger: i never really knew them to be honest...
Stranger: i kept myself to myself
Stranger: well in that regard anyway
You: Jerry Samson! You remember how he used to catch birds in traps and eat them???
Stranger: the guy i hated?
Stranger: it was a while ago you know
You: Yeah. Well, anyway, I gotta go to the store. I'll be in the pasta section thinking of you. haha
You: remember that pasta day! LOL!
Stranger: aw
Stranger: but i miss you
You: I miss you.
You: take care.
Stranger: why does it have to end like this?
You: because I must get going. lots of pasta to make.
Stranger: for the kids?
You: it's not an excuse, i just...
Stranger: i just...???
You: i'll call you ok?
Stranger: i dont know what to say
You: i just need to be alone.
Stranger: hm... i see
Stranger: take care
You: goodbye old friend
Stranger: reluctantly... goodbye
You have disconnected.
Excellent work! For your next assignment, try starting a conversation with "Listen, I think we need to find another place to hide the bodies." Watch as hilarity ensues!
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