Peoples

All kinds of people looking at and reacting to things. photo by: (not pictured)

Types of Groups of Things: A Word Herder Book Preview

The first are Legal Beagles. These types make rules for a more perfect union. They create jobs and send criminals to their graves. They smoke tobacco, which doesn't even get you high.


The second are Utopian Grooves. These has a pine taste and is full of rules that no one speaks aloud because you just, like, know them. Less deaths but bridges don't get built and everyone argues about the aesthetics of outdoor lighting. They do things like invent "left-handed sandwiches."


The third are Bar Barners. They are dirty but drunk and always go to work everyday. They never call in sick and hate it when people use hyphenated terms. Their motto is "If you can say something with less words then..." followed by a "you know what i mean" gesture.

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