Franklin Dulcitone Rosenthal: A Halloween Ghosts

President Francis Eloise Roosevelt was a great of humor. He loved jokes. His apron said "Commander in Chef" with a picture of Calvin peeing on the seal of the presidency. He also had a t-shirt that said "Deal or New Deal." Roosevelt loved drinking and so he made a paper that said "Drink This, Adolf" with a picture of Calvin peeing into a beer. This was called the 21st Amendment on the Constitution. And that ruled, but mostly he wanted to do something for old asses so he created Halloween.

Each day was Halloween back then and the olds would have to go from house to house with a bag asking for money from honest, hardworking stiffs that didn't have time to listen to a couple of old people begging for newly re-instated beer money. So old Rosselvest said "FINE. I'll give you the money through Social Security. On the day he created free money for losers was October 31st, and it became Holding's Day, which Anglo's turned into "Hallows Evening Ween."