Tuesday, June 2, 2009

Golden Radio Show(er)


GOLDEN RADIO SHOW!

Transmitted to your home from Hollywood, a division of AOL in conjunction with Bank of America and General Electric Self Defrosting Refridgedaire, and leader in all Gas and Electric Ranges presents GOLDEN RADIO SHOW! A throwback weekly radio show homage to all your favorite radio shows of a bygone era.





"These new versions of copyrighted old radio shows are the equivalent of callback 50's diners. They always serve milk shakes, and the shakes always taste like watered down thickening agent." -Boston Globe


"We can't archive this show because there's no contact information available." -Museum of Television and Radio


"They played music by Miami Sound Machine during a party scene. They refuse to be clear on the intention of the show and as well as the era in which the show takes place." -Chipotle employee/blogger


"They did a bit called Red Skeleton and the Blacks." I'm not gonna go into detail because I'm uncomfortable even writing the N-word." -Carlita Meredith, Artie Shaw Foundation


"One episode was called "Vita-Veta-Vaginol" in which Debra Messing talks about her ovaries for 25 minutes." -Word Herder Press


Our shows include such typical types of radio personalities like abusive detective narrator with a heart of gold and sullen woman with sing-songy voice that sounds like she's talking through a funnel. You'll hear all your favorite-related hits like, BLACK GHOSTS and MURRAY HILL 911! These new takes on old styles will really get your senses going (except sight) and will bring your whole family down, to a level of frightening suspense!


Critics agree that these shows are "time consuming" and filled with plenty of "full orchestral accompaniment that probably ate up the whole budget" for the whole family!

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