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Monthly Literary Novella-Zine

Publicatory Rhetoric Collection

Hello. I love you. I'm here to offer you a monthly subscription to The Word Herder Press presents Monthly Literary Novella-Zine Publicatory Rhetoric Collection that includes various mottos, one liners, and quips to say at parties. Impress your boss, friend, relative, all three, none of those, two or more, one or less, boss but not friend but also relative. The WoHePre presents Mon-Li-No-Zi-Pu-Rhet-Collect as an opus of word related rhetoric based conversational devices that can help you feel more like the simple, social beast that you were meant to be.

Here are just a few examples:

Limericks :

I wonder if every boy

Was only eating soy
If he'd spend just as much time
Reading this rhyme
Or tugging his bach choi!

If girls are a fast
And firls are a gas
Then a boy fast
Is a sass fasthole, sass ass.

Party One Liners:

• "Sarcasm is so dead." (Sip beer and make drunk/aggresive quotation marks after the fact.)

• "I'll have what SHE'S having." (Loud belch at party goers husband)
  

• "Playing the song Margaritaville on repeat is like taking the blue pill." (any song being played can be inserted in the italics)
  

Buzz Words:

• Social Butterthigh: A socialite that gets fat because of over indulgence.

• Homomie: a gay homie

• Pop Stuffing Jungle Fruit: An all encompassing racial slur that is non-offensive/non-specific and covers all races. Except for Latinos born post-911.

• Forn Star: The P.C. term that is now used instead of porn star. Forn is short for fornication.

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