Franklin Delaware Rosencrantz was born in 19X8. It was the equinox, and the leaves had just begun to turn to snow. His mother was a factory worker and his "Mum-Mum" (grandfather) was female. He raised old Franklin. One Christmas morning, all the toys were missing! Franklin called Mum mum. Mum Mum said Hush it off little Tut tut. Hush it off.
Eli Whitney and the 40 Thieves One time a man name of Eli Whitney was married to a queen. Queen had three big mens that carry her dirt ass. Whitney had a wheel barrow that he constantly was pushing himself in. Weird? One day the queen was sick of him doing this so she said CAPTURE HIM! And they tried to capture him but it was too late. Duh he'd already turned into a disguised beggar of course. No one practically could recognize him! Nice beard!! I like how it doesn't even match your hair color. Is that cotton?? Anyways, the queen said, "Hey you beggar what day is this?" And he said, "Crows don't feel time, they just feel wind." She hired him immediately for wisdom purposes and the queen took off her glasses and was actually hot for once. The rest is history!
Drug Stories: A Drug Story
Drugs like Sir John's Worm is nature speak for "drug that makes one's sadness wig out." Now, here's for your information that a bad drug is something "what gives your hallucinations the heeby jeebys."
I don't promote anyone else doing drugs, and I will never do them because they only lead to wife swapping and quaaludes.
The History of Drugs: Drugs were invented in 1954 during Elvis and everyone was snorting powdered cocoa canes and stealing cigarettes. Shoulder touching was popular amongst teenagers and indecent woman who were necking all the time. Fin.
Alt. Title: How FDR Stole Thanksgiving
Franklin Eleanor Roosevelt, he change a thanksbirthdays to THE THIRD THURSBY in Novemby during Our Great Depression. He wanted to stimulate the economy. "More shopping!" he cried out. Boy were the calender makers pissed! As well as the general public! They hated change and wanted to make a big deal about it because change is communist. Republicans hated his ideas of change but what I want to say is what is more commie than a RED state. Also, he changed it for like two whole years until congress said "We don't have better things to do thankfully so let's all legislate on this shiiiiiiiiit." And the FDR said, "Thankfully? You're thankful on a day that isn't considered to be Thanksgiving??? I rest my case." And then congress said, "Douche on your words. This how we do." And they gave his excellency the bird.
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